A politician should … have humanity and empathy.

I would protest against … politicians.

I would donate money towards … organizations that protest against politicians.

The most stupid piece of news I’ve ever read was … about a politician who wanted to be honest with the public. First of all, he involuntarily confessed that he’d never been honest before. Second of all, an honest politician is like an oxymoron.

If I were President, I would … dissolve the parliament.

The weirdest thing I’ve ever seen is … a clown at a police station making a report. I mean, it’s a mark of a society when even clowns get robbed.

I would kill for ... Chocolate and love. Yes, I watch Bollywood movies.

Who are the rudest people on Earth? Refer to answers to questions one to five.

Your favorite celebrity is … Britney Spears. Her career should’ve been over a long time ago but she still manages to keep relevant. Now that’s commendable.

Who do you really want to meet, dead or alive? George Bush, and preferably dead.

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